I'm The Vampire, That's Why - Michele Bardsley Ok, one paragraph to convince you that this book is funny and hot:
"When I woke, I wasn't standing at the pearly gates of heaven. Well, not unless the religious definition of "pearly gates" was way, way off base.
I was latched on the velvet inside of a muscular male thigh, my teeth embedded in flesh near his groin..."


Oh yes... Jessica and Patrick first scene together is hot.
It's a great book full of not so normal aspects (she is a mother of 2 kids, for example) to a vampire book.

Read it if you have great sense of humor... Jessica is really funny!